Land Animals
Today was as grand as every other day!
Terrence the Beaver and I were waddlin' through the water, splashing any boats that passed by. It was great fun for a while, but eventually we got super bored. He told me of a place that many humans liked to hang out in, so I decided we should stop by for a little visit. So there we were, swimming, when a thunderstorm hit out of nowhere. For other whales, I'm sure it would have slowed them down, but not me. All the waves that came at me, I sucker-punched them and drop-kicked any lightning bolts that tried to get me! Terrence, however, wasn't as martial artsy as me. He got shocked by a couple lightning bolts, and he almost drowned that one time, but he made it through! It only made him stronger.
So then we finally got to our destination: an amusement park. I wasn't exactly sure how I should have entered, but I'm pretty sure I did it wrong. That's why everyone freaked out. Maybe I shouldn't have flung Terrence and myself onto the ferris wheel and landed amongst the go carts. Well, at least I got to hang out with some new human pals! We had a great time. Especially Terrence. They played tag, and I'm pretty sure he would have won if it weren't for the people trying to cheat. Who brings guns to play tag? People sure are weird.
All in all, it was a great day!
